REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, Male reindeer
drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November.
However Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth
in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition
depicting Santa's reindeer in late December, the beloved Reindeer, from
Rudolph to Blitzen had to be Girls!
We should've known. ONLY WOMEN would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a
red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
This page was updated on 16 December 2007.
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